October 2010
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READ and IMAGINE
Nasira ang kotse ng magkasintahanhabang pauwi sila..
Boy: Stay here I’ll call for help. Lock the doors. I’ll bring the keys.
Girl: Okay, take care and come back.
Then after a while, may isang baliw na lumapit sa kotse at tumingin sa babae then kumanta:
“Twinkle twinkle little star.”
Umikot sa kotse then kumanta ulit..
“Twinkle twinle little star.”
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PINOY HENYO
Girl: Sinusuot ba to??
Boy: Oo!
Girl: Sa leeg?
Boy: Oo, oo!!!
Girl: BRACELET???
*haha..wapaK!.. : ))
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Graduation koh!!
haixt.. I can’t imagine how photogenic I am during our highschool graduation..lol.. yeah.. its me!! credits to friendster.tsk. kc friendster plang ang uso noon..
ang itim itim koh jan.. and yes, KOJIK SOAP and VICKY BELO ESSENTIALS were not yet existed.. i graduated with flying colors from mah tears, blood and sweats..
yabang bah?? just want to post.. it was not my intention to boast but...
Bakla bakla ka jan! Eh ano ngaun kong bading akoh....
mah version of nescafe commercial..try moh!! lol
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Why it is when women get pregnant all her friends...
but nobody rubs the man’s penis and say “GOOD JOB”.
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EH ANO NGAUN KUNG DINEDEDMA MOH AKOH??
shiiiitt!! ano ba meron ka na wala sa kanila.. hmm… dedmahan na kung dedmahan.. basta popost koh tong pic moh sa tumblr koh.. ah basta..
nakakabwisit ka na huh..hmmm.. sabi ng aukoh magsenti eh.. hmmm.,. kala koh ba ayoko na sayo„ un pala tooott…
bat ganun?? ung taong tingin mong sa piling lang nea malalasap ang ligaya tas aagawin at maglalaro pa ang fate,.. tsk,.. kainis...
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A VERY NICE STORY
1 day there was a lola, she met a very cute man.
LOLA: Iho, isa akong fairy.
BOY: Talaga lola?
LOLA: Oo, isinumpa ako sa aming kaharian. Maibabalik lamang ako sa dati kong anyo kapag makipagsex ka sa akin.
Pagkatapos nila magsex…
BOY: Oh lola, bat hindi pa kau bumabalik sa dati ninyong anyo?
LOLA: Ilang taon ka na ba iho?
BOY: 24 poh.
LOLA: Sa tanda mong yan naniniwala ka pa sa...
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To convert GOLDEN GRAINS to GOLD, you need:
-> a kilogram of ATP
-> a liter of sweat
-> exposure to allergens and UV rays
-> and sufficient quantity of friction to allay itching..
naman oh.. magbibilad na naman kami ng rice grains.. lol..
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ang drawing ni bading!!
yan ang nagagawa ng malikot kong kamay.. while having our boring inflammation and infection class, i decided to have an sketchwork of a bride (it was the time when i daydream that im wearing a bridal gown.. hahah.. spell asa gelo?lol).. sensya nah.. hindi sya perfect.. pinagtripan koh lang toh’..
malaki ang ilong noh?haha.. when i draw, i used to make an image with a large nose and a big...
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PEPE
by: MARK ANGELO N. RIOTOC
How do I start this piece?
I really dont know!
All I have is…
This sheet of crumpled paper
This inkless pen
This bereft soul
And this strange feelings untold.
Shut up PEPE let me speak!
You’re the pads of dressing
0f this wounded heart
but I’m afraid
you’ll be drench by blo0d.
You’re the crutches
of this broken limbs
but...
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Manabu Medical Mission (Feb. 2010)
nakakamiss lang talaga kasi eh.. hmmpp.. sana may medical mission ulit sa MANABU, ABRA.. i wana go there for a medical mission again.. ‘t was a farflung area where tribes still exist (Itneg tribe ba un?)..
in this place,it was my first time to ride a ‘bangka’ which can carry a truck from the the side of the river to its other point. it is also my first time to attend a...
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ITS REALLY HARD TO CONVINCE THE MONKEY THAT...
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IF YOU REALLY LOVE ME, CAN YOU HUG ME TIGHTLY?
-CACTUS
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Fun with Cmates/friends
liviarie:
Believe it or not, four years ko na silang kasama pero ngayon lang kami nagkaroon ng outing! *screw us*
yan poh ang nagpapatunay na nangangailangan akoh ng karagdagang tulong sa inyo.. maraming salamat sa WISH KO LANG sa pagtupad ng mga pangarap koh.. at kay OMI sa kanyang napakahi-tech na cam.. tnx EIC sa pagdocument.. hehehe.. wish koh?? TSINELAS.. : )
hahaha.....
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LETTER
Saudi prince goes to Germany to study. His letter to his dad:
“Dad Berlin is wonderful, peolpe are nice and i really like it here, but Im a bit ashamed to arrive to school in my Gold Mercedes when all my teachers travel by train.”
Later he gets a letter from his DAd with $10M check:
“Stop embarassing us! Go buy yourself a train too!”
..hahaha.. cheessy men.. yan ang...
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OUR LOVE STORY
He tickled me and I fell in love in the dawn.
He put the invisible grin in my face in the noon.
He flooded my room with tears in the twilight.
And he took my breath away last night.
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Growth is a process of experimentation, a series of trials, errors and occasional victories. The failed experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that works.
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LOVE is union under the condition of preserving one’s integrity, one’s individuality. Love is an active power in man, a power which breaks through the walls which separates man from his fellowmen, which unites him with others, love makes him overcome the sense of isolation and separateness, yet, it permits him to be himself, to retain his integrity. In love, the paradox occurs that two...
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How to say "I Love You" in 100 Languages →
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